And while in Nazareth, Jesus did enter his local Starbucks wrapped in an American flag and OPEN-carrying an AK47. Holding his gun in one hand, and denying healthcare in the other Jesus entered.
And lo he did see the Starbuck's cups and did shout, "WTF? How dare you besmirch my name by not garnishing your merchandise with snowmen and snowflakes and Santa Clause!"
And he did call up to Heaven, "Forgive them NOT Father, for they know exactly what they are doing."
And lo he did brandish his gun to intimidate the poor baristas and when asked for his name, he did yell, "JESUS MERRY effing CHRISTMAS!" and then he assaulted the barista and yelled, "Spell my name, bitch. Write it right there on your cup."
And the barista did seethe, but lo they were mere baristas and must face the wrath of Jesus’ tantrum as he did insult them for their red cups.